The Official Introduction of Organic Junction

Sooo I'm starting a blog :] Since this is my first entry I didn't think to start it off with a highly opinionated commentary on subject. Instead I thought it only right to start of with a greeting! Oh but there are sooo many ways for one to introduce themself, so I create a list of alternative greetings, you pick the one you like best:

A) Hi I'm JustGaby, you dont know me now but you'll get me later. LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS

B) Well hello there............................................................AWKWARD.......................

C) Hello, I'm JustGaby and I will inevitably be the ruler of the multiverse, That being said, it would be good for you to get on my good side now, I have an unforgiving wrath which I do not hesitate to impose upon others. In other words, be nice :]

D) Hi I'm JustGaby, I'm easy enough to get along with all you gotta do is be yourself and come as you are

There were a few more but I think these options should suffice :] Either way I'd pick D... or C There's no rush :]

Don't hesitate to comment, I wont bite you promise :]